The vmas has become the Beyoncé concert


return the slab

or dont

whatever works


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it’s annoying because skinny girls never ride for thick or fat girls EVER, never reblog pictures of them or mention shit bout body positivity and uplifting the spirits of thick and fat girls like I never see y’all advocating for curves and extra fat on the thighs or hips or anything but when Nicki goes “Fuck skinny bitches” y’all are suddenly activists for self-image and body positivity? get gone you fakes and liars. Fuck all y’all

i disagree… arushofivy and i were talking about this yesterday. very few skinny people would have the audacity to say “fuck the curvy bitches”  and if they did people would be in an uproar. as for not advocating for curvy girls, that is not true either. i see skinny girls reblog curvy girls all the time. a person can’t help if they’re not born with a big butt, the same way a curvy person can’t help that they’re not born skinny. no one should be saying bad things about anyone’s body type, curvy or skinny. nicki minaj can advocate for the curvy body without putting down the skinny body. the curvy body is thought very highly of except in the fashion world but who gives a shit about vogue and runway models anyway

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world


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